Thursday, January 3, 2013

I hereby resolve to be awesome

New Year's resolutions normally aren't my jam. But this year, this year I have goals. I have aspirations. I have a new coffee maker and damn it if I'm not going to get. shit. done.  Earlier this week I wrote about some of my resolutions over on The Equals Record (check it: LINK).  Lets call that List A.
List A is great.  It's important. It's good. Etc. Etc. Etc.

But it's not all encompassing.  Oh NO.  There are more things.  I therefore dub this: List B.

LIST B
  1. Pimp my office.  I work from home now.  If i'm going to spend a lot of time in one room, its going to be a fucking awesome room.  I don't work in a cubicle anymore. {Can I get a AMEN?!} There is Nothing stopping me from going all Jackson Pollock on my walls with a jar of glitter.  .......  That's not true, my husband and my landlord are both stopping me from that particular course of action.  But it can still be pretty! I have lots of plans--- ok some plans--- FINE I have two plans, but I'm planning on making more plans.  Its gonna be dope. 
  2. Watch Dr. Who.  If at first you don't succeed......wait a year and try again?  I don't know. I want to like Dr. Who, I really do.  I know lots of totally awesome and intelligent people who love it. Plus, british accents. I even put a Dr. Who quote on our christmas card.  I want to like it, I really do. But everytime I try to watch an episode there's some crazy shit like people with pig heads or those really fucking scary angels. 
  3. Come up with a replacement for the word Jeggins.  I have hate for that word.  HATE.  It literally makes my skin crawl like the sound of nails on a chalkboard. picture me shivering in disgust. Here's the thing- I'm a reasonably intelligent gal.  And I have friends and relatives who are smarter than me. Plus there's a whole internet worth of people.  Surely together we can come up with a new word?? I resolve to try. 
  4. Continue to be awesome.  High fives all around. 

3 comments:

  1. Renee, *whispering* Don't tell anyone but I'm right there with you on Dr. Who. 2013 is the year I try again.

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    1. Did I just do a weirdly spastic happy dance shouting under my breath 'first comment, my new blog has a first comment'
      Unless there are hidden camera's in this room, you'll never know.

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  2. Yay new blog! Looking forward to following along on this and the resolutions alike!

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